My name is Matt.
Friends call me Tat Matt and, sometimes, Cat Matt. 
I have tattoos. And cats. 

I have an obsession with plaid flannel shirts.
They’re durable and you can roll the sleeves up.
They remind me of my dad.
He always wears them, and he'll say,
“Never half-ass anything, Matthew.”

It's funny to hear my dad say the word ass. 

I currently live in San Francisco. I grew up outside of Philadelphia.
I like cheesesteaks just fine.