My name is Matt.
Friends call me Tat Matt and, sometimes, Cat Matt. 
I have tattoos. And cats. 

I have an obsession with plaid flannel shirts. They remind me of my dad.
He always wears them, and he'll say, “never half-ass anything, Matthew.”

It's funny to hear my dad say the word ass. 

I currently live in San Francisco. I grew up outside of Philadelphia.
I like cheesesteaks just fine.